A Tale Told by an Idiot
Doing my hair & make-up

jessidork:

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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this is an important message which i want to share with all of you

xiaopa25:

can’t wait to see this moive!!!
but I don’t know when will it be released in China *crying*

xiaopa25:

can’t wait to see this moive!!!

but I don’t know when will it be released in China *crying*

Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

intrikate88:

shardsofblu:

agentrromanoff:

favorite action sequences
↳ captain america: the winter soldier - nick fury is attacked

Look at this. JUST LOOK AT HOW FUCKING BADASS THIS IS.

But you still truly fear for him, because this shit happens right in the middle of a city in broad daylight, where they’re gonna riddle him with bullets and tear him into pieces. And how most people would then regard him simply as a common criminal rightfully pursued by the police, who deserved the very public execution he’s about to get.

There’s a lot to be said about how they chose the “police” machinery to take down Fury, while Steve and company was pursued by nondescript Hydra thugs and the presumably private STRIKE team. They would have absolutely no problem to murder Fury then and there, but with Steve they know they simply cannot do it when there are witnesses around.

Not here, they say for Steve Rogers. But right here and right now for Nick Fury.

And also? Before the attack, Fury sees the white cops eyeballing him in his nice SUV and says “you wanna see my lease?” This man has decades of experience in intelligence operations. He’s been lead developer on an international security-based predictive analysis program. He’s an operations mastermind. 

AND NICK FURY DOESN’T SEE THIS ATTACK COMING BECAUSE THE WARNING SIGNS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE AVERAGE INSTITUTIONAL RACISM HE SEES ON A REGULAR BASIS. 

skindeeptales:

Sebastian Zmijewski

skindeeptales:

Sebastian Zmijewski

theonion:

Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There
tvfeels:

Pretty much, yeah.

tvfeels:

Pretty much, yeah.

…while “the female gaze” is attracted by things like a naked, sweaty Chris Evans or Idris Elba, it’s also attracted by things like: men smiling in sweaters, men crying (DON’T LIE TUMBLR), barefoot fragile Sebastian Stan in the rain on Political Animals, men holding babies, men speaking foreign languages, Mark Ruffalo, and a whole bunch of weird stuff on Ao3 that I don’t even wanna get into. And that’s just “the female gaze as it pertains to men.”

septembriseur (via adriannalook)

This is God’s truth. Tell it like it is!

(via sophielostandfound)

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Can you imagine a movie in which Sebastian Stan is barefoot crying in the rain, shielding a baby with a sweater while begging in a foreign language for Mark Ruffalo to take him back?

CAN YOU IMAGINE.

(via @stele3)

#WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

(via theragnarokd)

He could be a mail order husband that shy, bookish scientist Mark Ruffalo purchased from Romania, except when he gets there he barely speaks any English and he’s got a baby in tow and a dead wife and he’s never actually been with a man or thought about men but he is totally willing to try as long as Mark lets them stay. Please, please, she’ll be quiet and won’t disrupt your carefully-ordered scientific studies—she’s only screaming right now because the rain, and because Daddy’s crying.

(via stele3)

BUT MAIL ORDER SPOUSES ARE SO UNETHICAL. HOW WOULD OUR GENTLEMAN SCIENTIST CONTRIBUTE TO THAT UNCONSCIONABLE INDUSTRY.

Perhaps a less-aware friend ordered SebStan for him, as a prank or in a ham-handed attempt to help a lonely Ruff out?

(and Ruff is like WHO IS THIS PERSON at first but then he realizes that the screaming is a baby and OMG YOU CAN’T LEAVE A BABY OUT IN THE RAIN COME IN ALREADY AND DRY UP

Ruff’s friend, who may or may not be RDJ, has SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR)

(via theragnarokd)

A drunken Science Bro purchase, yessss, yessss, good. He doesn’t exactly remember it, but there’s his credit card number on the soggy papers. Now that our Gentleman Scientist thinks about it, he can remember Science Bro sending him random pictures in the middle of the night—the night after GS rather disastrously worked up the courage to ask Science Bro if he ever dated guys (it wasn’t a serious infatuation, but they get along whenever SB isn’t drunk, they’re both into science, and neither one of them want children; it’d seemed like a logical-enough match to at least inquire about sexual compatability)—asking him what abtt his 1 he yoir typ? until GS had said yes to one of them, mostly out of embarrassment.

And now, here’s that guy. With a baby. Looking like a drowned rat and holding his shoes in one hand, the glue of which had very clearly come apart in the rain.

(If this doesn’t prove the point of the original quote, I don’t know what does. ;))

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…