A Tale Told by an Idiot

jettiebettie:

Sterek and the rules of being friends with benefits.

They have a pretty good thing going, have had for about three months now. It’s a mutually beneficial relationship based on trust, need fulfillment, and, most importantly, rules

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If you look at the fact that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, that you are young and beautiful and live in a peaceful land, then no, you have nothing to be sad about. But the fact is, we are not only a physical body, we have souls too, and sometimes our souls get sick. If you break a leg you don’t just say ‘I have no reason to have a broken leg’ and ignore it; you seek help. It’s the same when your soul gets hurt. Don’t apologize for being sad.
My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via getoffyourfeetandmakethiscount)

tacoposey:

Idea for a book: Woman or man falls in love with their Statefarm Agent. They continually call upon their Statefarm when they’re in seductive states of undress. The Statefarm Agent (an awkward turtle) doesn’t catch on. One day they accidentally call upon their Statefarm Agent mid-orgasm. “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS…. /THERE/.”

Statefarm Agent poofs up and there’s suddenly just a silence and staring standoff before the Agent just starts going over all of their insurance policies.

Somewhere, when the Agent and the protagonist finally get their shit together, the Agent uses the words “You’re covered.” Before they do the horizontal hanky panky.

pugletto:

I tried.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends


I am both of them.

sandrino-partyoffive:

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

I am both of them.

tattrx:

Lucky - Dotwork Floral Mandala tattrx.com/artists/lucky

thespacehead:

how to properly write fanfiction

  • write 1 chapter
  • don’t write for a week
  • start an entirely new story
  • rinse, lather, repeat

petrichoriousparalian:

leupagus:

shakespeareismyjam:

Othello Samira Wiley

DesdemonaSophie Turner

There are captions too, in case you wanted lines. Ugh, I love both of these ladies so much.

And bonus Iago:

Iago

I’D BE COOL WITH IT

SO FUCKING DOWN

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol