#professor hottie (via drunktuesdaze)
UHM i’m going to be needing a comprehensive list of all the sections he teaches in.
Greek & Roman professor Derek Hale. Read Latin poetry to me, Dr. Hale. Talk dirty to me about the role of centuriation in land distribution and the use of sidescan sonar in Mediterranean maritime archaeology.
Dr. Hale: his reverse is just as well-preserved as his obverse if you know what I mean.
Dr. Hale: if you’re late to his class, he snarkily calls you Ulysses and finds himself secretly hilarious.
YOU GUYS STOP I’M CRYING. NO WAIT DON’T STOP EVER TELL ME MORE I LIKE CRYING.
I bet he scowls at people who make jokes about his methods for dating pottery.
I can’t decide if he’d blush or be totally clinical reading out Catullus’ poem threatening someone with penetration by fish and radishes.
And, like all good Latin students, he never declines sex.
Art by Börg
I really want him to have been doing good things for bad reasons. Like as a counter point to Ms. Morrell’s doing bad things for good reasons.
the great sterek thirst of 2014
january 6 - march 10
someone get me an mtv true life episode for lasting this long thanks
mtv true life: I DON’T…
How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes
Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.
The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.
The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.
But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.
Bookish Finds: Jodi Harvey-Brown’s Book Sculptures
I love scouring the Internet to find anything fun relating to books. Bookish Findsis my…
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
Hahahahahaaa! Wonderful :)
No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail
HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME
Wait, there are people who DON’T think Hagrid is the sweetest, kindest person in the world? BECAUSE THEY ARE WRONG.